annoyed
Way too many boys in my life right now.
Boy 1: Adrian. Saw him chatting with Tiff Warnock this morning. She’s a cheerleader with mascara for brains. I mentioned my opinion of her during Painting, and he defended her, saying she was actually a very sweet person.
Oops.
How can he like someone so vacant? She thinks about nothing but makeup and pep rallies. If he likes her, I must not know Adrian very well at all. That happens to me with boys. I get to thinking I know one, and then it turns out he’s actually an a$$hole. I’ve never been really sure one way or the other with Adrian.
Boy 2: Clint. He’s this really creepy guy with greasy hair who always wears a trenchcoat and smells like baby-wipes. He was pestering me at lunch today. He kept calling me ‘Jill’ and asking me where my pail of water was. Mel threw French fries at him, chasing him off by yelling “Pi$$ off, you Klebold wannabe!” I wish I had Mel’s guts.
Boy 3: Tigerbug Guy. I don’t know his name, but he stopped by the main entrance while I was waiting for Aunt T@mmi3 to pick me up. He was driving a bright orange VW bug with black Bengal-tiger stripes decaled all over it. He comes right up to me and asks if I need a ride. I said “apparently.” He says “let’s go, then.” I say my ride is already coming, and that I don’t know him from Adam. He’s all “who’s Adam? Is he your boyfriend? Do you think I could take him? Or is he a football player or something?” And he grins. “Nah, you don’t look like the type to be into jocks.”
And he won’t leave me alone. I had to endure ten more minutes of his cutesy flirting until Aunt T@mmi3 finally rescued me.
It goes like this for me. Months of no boys, then way too much of them. I wish they would spread it out a little.
I gotta go, but Aunt T@mmi3 told me my blood ‘looked good’, and she thinks this whole sick and sleepwalking stuff is over. I guess we’ll see. I still wonder about that first day, waking up on top of the bookcase, but Uncle V left town today, and I don’t know when he’ll be back. In the meantime I’m trying not to think about it.
DanneR
Song Stuck In My Head: “Leave Me Alone”, by Killing Heidi
Boy 1: Adrian. Saw him chatting with Tiff Warnock this morning. She’s a cheerleader with mascara for brains. I mentioned my opinion of her during Painting, and he defended her, saying she was actually a very sweet person.
Oops.
How can he like someone so vacant? She thinks about nothing but makeup and pep rallies. If he likes her, I must not know Adrian very well at all. That happens to me with boys. I get to thinking I know one, and then it turns out he’s actually an a$$hole. I’ve never been really sure one way or the other with Adrian.
Boy 2: Clint. He’s this really creepy guy with greasy hair who always wears a trenchcoat and smells like baby-wipes. He was pestering me at lunch today. He kept calling me ‘Jill’ and asking me where my pail of water was. Mel threw French fries at him, chasing him off by yelling “Pi$$ off, you Klebold wannabe!” I wish I had Mel’s guts.
Boy 3: Tigerbug Guy. I don’t know his name, but he stopped by the main entrance while I was waiting for Aunt T@mmi3 to pick me up. He was driving a bright orange VW bug with black Bengal-tiger stripes decaled all over it. He comes right up to me and asks if I need a ride. I said “apparently.” He says “let’s go, then.” I say my ride is already coming, and that I don’t know him from Adam. He’s all “who’s Adam? Is he your boyfriend? Do you think I could take him? Or is he a football player or something?” And he grins. “Nah, you don’t look like the type to be into jocks.”
And he won’t leave me alone. I had to endure ten more minutes of his cutesy flirting until Aunt T@mmi3 finally rescued me.
It goes like this for me. Months of no boys, then way too much of them. I wish they would spread it out a little.
I gotta go, but Aunt T@mmi3 told me my blood ‘looked good’, and she thinks this whole sick and sleepwalking stuff is over. I guess we’ll see. I still wonder about that first day, waking up on top of the bookcase, but Uncle V left town today, and I don’t know when he’ll be back. In the meantime I’m trying not to think about it.
DanneR
Song Stuck In My Head: “Leave Me Alone”, by Killing Heidi
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