oh my god

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jack+and+jill

Is that what I was doing up on that shelf? Clint obviously thinks so.
Why does he think so? Is he just a delusional creep? Or was I really…
I’ve got to find out, but I don’t know how.
What kind of person does that stuff in a public place?
Am I that kind of person?